Posted in Humor

Mixed Blessings

I have more hair, hence the awesome airbrushing

When you own a steam cleaner, those occasional pesky spills are no problem.  Just fire up the beast and you’re good to go.  There are a couple of disadvantages though.

  1. When the carpet looks OK, but the high traffic areas need a touch up, you are a fool to take it on. Once those high traffic areas are immaculate, you’ll see just how filthy the entire carpet is and you’ll be forced to change your afternoon plans in favor of cleaning the whole darned level of the house, up to the point where you can close the bedroom doors and pretend they don’t have carpet too.
  2. The spot cleaning, with a 1:3 ammonia/water solution leaves your house smelling like an industrial accident. The neutralizer afterward, consisting of 1:3 vinegar/water makes it smell like you live inside a giant Salade Niçoise.

I would write more, but I have a hankering for some tuna and capers.

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